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Spurs v Arsenal: match preview

10.02.11

So that match we always look forward to on the calendar, against Spurs, is upon us again. This time away. With Spurs being our closest rivals, geographically, this has, and will always be, a massive massive match. And we’ve got scores to settle.

I remember a couple of seasons ago on Twitter, when it was getting towards the time for a match against Spurs in the leagu, people tweeting statements starting with “since the last time Spurs beat Arsenal in the league…’, with people coming up with ridiculous (and fabulous!) statements, such as: “Since the last time Spurs beat Arsenal in the league, apple was only a fruit.” “Since the last time Spurs beat Arsenal, Tony Blair was still a toddler”, etc.

But then, we played at White Hart Lane, and lost 2-1. That hurt like crazy! And no, not just because the twitter hastaggy thing was now obsolete. But because well, I never thought I’d see the day!

It then changed to “Since Spurs beat Arsenal in the league at home…” Then they bloody beat us 2-3 at the Emirates. HOW we lost that match, I’ll never know, having been 2-0 up at half-time! We then played them at White Hart Lane, and managed to draw 3-3, after having been 1-3 up at some point before half-time!

We definitely have been indulging them a bit too much, and it’s high time we reminded them who’s boss in North London! We’ve been going a bit easy on them, and you know it’s time to change this, when the media, everybody, has you down as underdogs! Like seriously!? I know we’ve been nowhere near our best of late, but guess what? So haven’t Spurs! Worst case scenario, I’d say it’s a toss-up as to who wins, but there’s no way in he’ll Spurs are favourites, and that’s not just me talking with my Arsenal hat on.

But as my dad said, though, and more important than neighbourhood rivalry, winning this match will show whether or not we’ve finally found our mojo. We’re 3 in 3 in 3, at the moment. 3 wins out of 3, in 3 different competitions. A win tomorrow will show that we’ve finally gotten over the sales of Cesc and Nasri, and we’re ready to press on.

Will it be easy tomorrow? Hell no! That’s why a win will be massive, because it won’t just be handed to us on a silver platter. We also have the added incentive that Adebayor will most likely be playing against us, and we’d like him to remember that how it was when he was with us, scoring against them, not the other way round. Don’t want to give him any satisfaction of any sort.

As far as team news is concerned, we’re missing the usual suspects- Vermaelen, Wilshere and Diaby, with Arsene confirming that Koscielny is out. Theo and Gervinho will be facing fitness tests, and hopefully they’ll be fit. Obviously not ideal having injury concerns, but that’s the nature of the game, and we’ve got to deal with it. Song is most likely going to play alongside Mertesacker in the centre of defence. He did well against Olympiacos in mid-week, and hopefully they can continue that partnership tomorrow. It gives Frimpong or Cocquelin a chance to shine, and hopefully one of them will take it.

I think I’ll stop there. Apologies that it’s not the usual match report. Dev is away, and right now, it’s 2am in the morning, and I’ve had a lot of alcohol down my throat, so my brain isn’t fully functional! All back to normal next game, I should think!

All that’s left to be said at this point though, is Come on Arsenal! It’s high time Spurs were reminded that there’s only one team in North London! Don’t you agree?

Olympiacos and the NHS waiting room

09.28.11

Happy Wednesday Gooners.

Champions League Match Day 2 (as UEFA would like us to call it), Olympiacos are the opposition from Greece. Before we launch into a quick match preview, it’s worth recapping on the main story of the last 24hours; the operation of Jack Wilshere.

As Dev mentioned yesterday, Jack has had his operation and now faces 5 months out of action. With the medical team under growing pressure given the recent lengthy injuries of Vermaelen, Rosicky and the never ending saga of Diaby, Wenger was inevitably asked questions regarding Jack;

“It’s unfair because the club medical staff haven’t made any mistakes on that front,” he said. “It is unfortunate and we are all very sad at the club that it has happened to such a young boy.

“We were even more worried as it was a complicated procedure so it was a big relief yesterday for everybody at the club that the operation went well. I am convinced that the medical staff have not made any mistakes on this case.”

 

Some people need a scapegoat in every scenario. Whether it be an incompetent defender, a Russian winger or the weather, someone needs to have the finger pointed at them in today’s Arsenal world. The reason Jack has had the operation is due to a stress fracture in his ankle. What is a stress fracture?

A stress fracture occurs when muscles become fatigued and are unable to absorb added shock. Eventually, the fatigued muscle transfers the overload of stress to the bone causing a tiny crack called a stress fracture.

In other words Jack was over worked and over played in his first season, 44 starts in total. So who’s to blame now? The fact is it was our over reliance on a young gifted player and not letting his body recover. No Ramsey and Cesc in and out of the team, Jack was often ‘the first on the teamsheet’ due to a lack of options. We wish Jack a speedy recovery but suitably timed recovery.

Hurry up, they need the bed.

 

The RVP contract ‘drama’ rumbles on but for me we need to win games and get back to form, the contract can wait. Simples.

Olympiacos come to town tonight for our first home game in the Champions League. I’d like to tell you a load of facts about them and do some fancy analysis but I don’t know anything about them! What I do know is that Mellberg plays for them and that c*nt got the first competitive goal at the Emirates, so lets smash ‘em!

Team news is that our NHS medical team have informed us that Gervinho (muscle injury), Koscielny (ankle) and Walcott (knee) are all out and are currently sitting in A&E waiting for treatment.  Djourou (hamstring) and Benayoun (thigh) are both still out. The boss hinted that Song could play in defence so the team could look something like this:

 

Szcz

Sagna – Song – Mertsacker – Gibbs

Coquelin – Ramsey

Arteta

Rosicky   -  RVP  – Arshavin

 

I expect us to win at home but as the United game proved last night, take a team lightly at your peril in the Champions League. Plus I really hope if we need Chamakh (a barn door) to come on he doesn’t refuse. That would be really embarassing… ! Oh City, you can buy all the players in the world but you can never buy class.

Till the next time. Enjoy the game all! RED ARMY!!

 

 

 

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Arsenal 3-0 Bolton: Centurion takes us back to winning ways

09.25.11

Ah, wasn’t yesterday just beautiful? It’s been a long time since we’ve scored 3 goals in a match (Blackburn doesn’t count, even though we scored 4, because uh, 2 were in the wrong net! ;) ), and actually managed to win! Pause for a second and remember how you felt at full-time… … Amazing feeling, right?

Anyways, on to what actually happened. The line-up for the match was almost as Dev predicted, with Gibbs coming in for Santos:

Szczesny

Sagna – Mertersacker – Koscielny – Gibbs

Ramsey – Song

Walcott – Arteta – Gervinho

Van Persie

With Bolton struggling in the league, even worse than us, the 3 points were very important for both teams. Before the match, I was feeling umm, inspired, and thought I’d watch a player throughout, since I was at the game.  I’m not the most tactically aware person ever, and I’ve always wondered whether I watch matches “properly”, if you know what I mean. When I’m watching on tv or at the Ems, I just tend to follow the ball. But I’ve always wondered that maybe, just maybe, it might be worth looking else sometimes.? So just before kick-off, I decided to focus on Mertesacker, but it turned out to be a Mertesacker/Koscielny watch. But more about that later on.

So with a relatively strong team on, it was imperative to win, especially against a Bolton side who’d lost 4 games in a row. But unsurprisingly, we started a bit nervy, with Bolton having the first effort on target, drawing a smart safe from from Szczesny from a free-kick routine. The next chance was ours, Gervinho sent clear by Arteta, but he took too heavy a touch, and the Bolton ‘keeper was able to smother it.

There were a few chances in the first half for us, Robin van Persie seeming to be on a mission to get his 99th and 100th Arsenal goals. His first chance was from a free-kick, and instead of the usual blast-it-into-the-wall we’ve seen of late, Arteta touched it to Robin, who curled a sumptuous effort just wide! Jaaskelainen was nowhere near it! Theo set him up for another, but a Bolton player was there to block. But we weren’t able to take any, Bolton defending resolutely. I wouldn’t say the match was on a knife-edge at this point, because Bolton hadn’t really threatened, but we were all acutely aware of the fact that all it’d take would be one little mistake, and Bolton could easily score and take the lead, a la Yakubu’s goal last week and we’d be up against it, so no one was breathing easy.

But any nerves were certainly put to bed as soon as the second half started, Captain  Robin doing the business! 35 seconds in! Gervinho had been fouled in the build-up, but the ref played a brilliant advantage! Ramsey picked up the ball, found Robin on the edge of the box, who found his way into it (right side), and although he didn’t have much of an angle to work with, he was able to squeeze the ball past the ‘keeper at his near post. 1-0 Arsenal, 99 goals Robin, relief in the air! Great finish!

With Robin gunning for no. 100 (see what I did there?), the chances came, mostly for him. Quick first-time passes from Ramsey to Walcott, to Robin, almost to the back of the net, but Jaaskelainen was there. He was certainly a busy man! A chance did come for Walcott, after the excellent Ramsey sent him through, but David Wheater (who seemed to be everywhere!) was there to bring him down! On first watch, it seemed Theo had simply slipped, but he had actually been brought down by Wheater, and as he was the last man denying a clear goal-scoring opportunity, the ref had to show him a red card. I’ve never heard a louder cheer for a red than yesterday! It wasn’t hostile, though, but I guess from where I was sitting (which was at the opposite end), we definitely weren’t expecting it.

Bolton down to 10, and if there were any nerves remaining, pretty sure they evaporated at that point. Bolton really weren’t a threat with 11 men, and they definitely weren’t going to be a bigger threat. They only had one real chance the whole of the first half! But 1-0, as they say, is never a safe score. Especially with us!

Arteta could have made it 2-0 shortly after the red card, but his well-taken was just wide. He’d been set up by an under-pressure Robin, went for placement, but placed it wide. I mentioned that Bolton only had one chance in the first half. Again, only one chance in the second half, and it was a good one! We were caught on the counter, and Chris Eagles was clear, with Gibbs trying to catch up and make the tackle. He really should have with only Szczesny to beat, but he wasn’t the greatest of efforts, thank God, and Szczesny saved. Straight away, we then had the chance to score, Gervinho finding Robin, this time on the left, but his curling effort was just wide. More chances, Song this time finding Theo on the right, who lofted a nice ball over for Robin to head, but Jaaskelainen was there to deny him. Relentless, but still only 1-0.

Another chance again, this time from a corner, and from the  unlikeliest of sources, Koscielny trying his luck from outside the box, Jaaskelainen palming it away! I tried counting the number of saves Jaaskelainen had, when the highlights were being showed post-match at the Emirates, but I lost count at 8!

But finally finally, we scored the 2nd to but the game to bed, and it was a beaut! Robin’s 100th goal! Theo provided the assist, crossing a low ball towards Robin in the box, and with his standing leg, he somehow managed to flick it in. Genius! And what a way to get your 100th goal! An amazing landmark for an amazing servant of the club. Here’s hoping he gets another 100! (Stay fit Robin, please.)

Back to the match, and Theo really should have made it 3-0 when he found himself in acres of space, with only the ‘keeper to beat! but he took it took early, and Jaaskelainen saved. All together now: “Unlucky Theo”! Wanted him to get a goal badly, and that was the chance! Shame.

We finally made our first substitution, about 75 or so minutes in, Gervinho off, Arshavin on, and the second wasn’t far off, Arteta off, Rosicky on. Good to see him back playing. Theo got another chance to score, Robin setting him up, but his effort was well wide. Was hoping Robin would get his hat-trick, but he came off shortly after, to a well-deserved standing ovation, Chamakh coming on in his place. Only about 10 or so minutes left at the stage. Really wanted a third though, because we definitely did.

And it eventually came! From our part-time striker, Alex Song! Rosicky found Ramsey on the edge of the box, who in turn found Sagna on the right. Song was calling for the ball on the edge of the box, and Sagna duly found him. He took a touch, turned ever so slightly, and even though he was off-balance, he curled a sumptuous effort into the top right corner with his right foot! Sweet goal! Jaaskelainen wasn’t stopping that in a million years! 3 beautiful goals, and a very delighted Emirates faithful at full-time. A clean sheet to boot! What more could you ask for? Good display by the boys, and hopefully that’s the start of the turn-around.

 

Oh yes, I did say I did some Mertesacker/Koscielny watching, didn’t I? I made a few observations, things I’ve never noticed before, but for I know, you might already be aware of them. Just that I’d share, anyway. It’s actually a very good partnership, and I wonder who will have to drop to the bench when Vermaelen is back to full fitness.

I noticed that Mertesacker tends to spend more time on the ball. When Szczesny decides to pass the ball forward, he more often than not goes through Per, as opposed to Kos. Then Per takes the ball forward, mostly to the halfway line, then either finds a midfielder or Sagna, or sometimes even further. Kos did that maybe once or twice, but it seems it’s Per’s job to link up play with the midfield. He was sometimes caught out of position as a result, but someone tended to drop in to cover him.

Also, I noticed that Kos tends to stick to the left hand side/corner of the pitch. It’s almost like a defensive holding role, if that makes sense. Per moves about more often out of the two, with Kos more likely to stay back. He does take the initiative sometimes and goes forward, apart from the usual times when there’s a corner.

Another thing I noticed is that as Bolton were playing with just one upfront, it tended to be Kos marking the striker. Maybe that was just a Bolton thing, given how tall Per is, but Koscielny had a man on him all the time, with Per generally free, which is probably why he was able to move about in defence.

When it comes to actual defending, Kos is more likely to go for the tackle, He’s more comfortable tackling, Per heading. Not surprising!

I wish I had more observations for you, but that is all! :) It seems a good partnership, although Bolton hardly ever threatened. Maybe when next I get to watch both of them live, they have more work to do defensively, and we can see how good the partnership is!

Next up in the league, Spurs away. What are the odds we keep a clean sheet? Also, we’ve got Bolton again in the Carling Cup. I had a brief chat with Dev post game, and thinking about it now, I think I agree with him that our youngsters might just have enough to handle them. It’ll be tight, but we’ll be at the Emirates, so that might just be the edge we’ll need. Guess we’ll see.

Long way to go before that though, with Olympiacos up next on Wednesday. We’ve won two games in a row now, 2 different competitions, and hopefully we’ll make it 3 in 3 in 3 competitions! The signs are good. Come on Arsenal!

What can I say?

09.19.11

I’ve been putting up with Arsenal jokes 4-3 weeks. And they don’t get any funnier.

In fairness, you can take the two own goals and the offside goal (Yakubu’s second), give Arsenal the penalty they should have had when Theo was upended, and score any of the chances from the last five minutes and the result might have been different – but in any case you just can’t concede four goals and expect to come away with a point or better.

Song’s own goal was unfortunate, but it happened in slow motion. Why wasn’t he jumping forward to meet the ball and head it skyward? That it dropped in the box at all is an obvious sign of trouble. Unfortunate for Song because up until then he’d been excellent again, but this is a player who occasionally plays at the back. Head the ball. Head the opposition. Head the ground if you have to but do not let the ball bounce. No bounce on the grass and certainly no bounce off your knee into the goal.

Yakubu’s second was offside, but in any case, offside or not, a player in front of Yakubu stops that ball getting to him and stops him scoring. Easy, and if the lino flags then that’s fine and if the lino doesn’t flag that’s also fine because the ball hasn’t got to the striker anyway, because you’ve defended it.

We created enough chances to win the match, that much is true. And we took three of them. But we conspired to concede four, so even scoring three goals made no difference.

I’m actually bemused really – although I said months ago “spending money and bringing in new players won’t change anything” and so far it hasn’t changed anything. Throwing away the lead twice and conceding two own goals? How very Arsenal.

In any case, it could be worse, we could still have Denilson in the squad.

Blackburn 4-3 Arsenal [insert your own headline here]

09.17.11

From that headline, you can hopefully tell that I’m not yet sure what to make of that result. With the Man U one, it was obvious- freak result. Not happening again in a million years, even if both teams played exactly the same way. But if that was freak result, this one was harder to qualify. You could also say freak result, what with two own goals and an offside goal, but it seems to suggest that there i’t's more than that. And with the amount of goals we’ve conceded so far this season, something’s not quite working in defence.

So. The line-up. Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Santos, Song, Arteta, Ramsey, Gervinho, Arshavin and Robin van Persie. Most surprising bit of team news was that Gibbs was being replaced by Santos, making his full debut for the club. Other than that, no other surprises.

We actually started quite well. Pressing the ball, passing it relatively well, looking like we were up for it, and a well-deserved first goal came after 10 minutes. Song picked up the ball in the Blackburn half, the Blackburn players step off him, and his threads a lovely ball through to Gervinho on the right, and with the angle a bit difficult, he curls the ball low down into the far corner, through the legs of Samba (there was a slight deflection off his leg). Good goal, though! Could have had a second goal shortly afterwards, but so could have Blackburn, with Samba pushing a free header wide of the post.

But we really did look comfortable and should have doubled our lead, in the least! But as always, what happened next, though against the run of play, was not in the least bit surprising. Blackburn scored. An opportunistic goal by Yakubu. Our defensive line was all skewered- it was pretty much diagonal!- and with Santos playing him onside, he was through on goal, and finished in a flash. First touch I think it was, rolling it into the far corner as soon as he got it, without even looking up. Brilliant finish. Szczesny could not do anything about it, because he took the chance very early.

1-1, and back to square one. The crowd was suddenly alive, and you knew we had to quieten them by scoring asap. The home fans, that is. The away fans were brilliant throughout, as usual. Despite Blackburn starting to show signs of life, you just felt that the next goal was going to be an Arsenal one. But in the meantime, unlucky Sagna got taken down by a Blackburn player. He needed a bit of treatment while the game continued, but he soldiered on and rejoined the game. Our second goal did come, and it was a beauty. The third game of the match, all 3 players scoring their first goals for their clubs. This time it was Arteta. Through-ish ball from Song to Ramey, who gets in the box and pulls the ball  back perfectly for Arteta to hammer first time into the back of the net. Only 33 minutes in.

We continued to press, and Blackburn continued to defend. To be honest, they don’t really know how to do much else. I think if we combined both teams together and split them in half, we might get two quite good teams equally adept at defending and attacking, but I SHUDDER at that thought! We really should have made it three just before halftime on the counter, Ramsey playing a lovely ball to Arshavin, who runs with it to the edge of the box, finds Gervinho, and with Robin in a very decent position with only the goalkeeper in front of him, Gervinho takes one touch too many, and has his effort blocked by a Blackburn defender. Would have been a very good goal.  But that was another chance squandered.

Half-time came, and although we were ahead, there was just that worry that we’d wasted too many chances already. Still, not sure I was prepared for what happened in the second half.

Barely 5 minutes into the game, and Blackburn had equalised. Free-kick on the edge of the box (right side, so close to the corner flag), poorly taken, but we didn’t react well enough, and next thing you know, the ball is bouncing off Alex Song’s knee and into the net. Very poor goal to concede. But don’t worry, it gets worse.

Sagna had to come off, I’m guessing because he couldn’t run off the earlier knock, with Djourou replacing him. So we had 3 centre backs on, with Djourou having to play right back. Less than 5 minutes after the equaliser, and Blackburn almost take the lead! Heart in mouth moment as Formica was through on goal, but ‘I am, the One and Only!’, was there and stuck out a giant palm to deny him. I guess Formica only does smooth surfaces! (Geddit?) I am trying to inject some humour into this match report, because in all honesty, it was a very depressing match. But hey, there’s nothing we can do to change the result.

Then they take the lead, this time not an own goal, but Yakubu was offside. This time a corner. Played deep to an unmarked Blackburn player who curls a low effort right across goal, and who’s there, if not a slightly offside Yakubu to turn home for his second of the game. Goal shouldn’t have stood, but I guess at this point, it’s pretty irrelevant, because it did. 59 minutes in, and you worried that the players were going to lose it mentally, big time, if we weren’t careful. We  started to lose the ball cheaply, and you know what happens when we don’t have the ball, we start to look as if we haven’t got a clue what to do. How about harry the other team into giving the ball back? Instead we lose possession, and hope someone else retrieves it.

Still though, we could have made equalised! Gervinho bullied his way to the edge of the box, and instead of shooting like he did in the first half, he passed it to RvP who was in a good position (he wasn’t happy earlier on, rightly so, when Gervinho didn’t pass to him), but he then dilly-dallied, and his late effort was blocked. From the resulting corner he should have scored, but his header flashed just wide! Theo then came on for Arshavin shortly after, but it felt a bit too late.

And next thing you know, Blackburn go all Arsenal on us and take the lead through a counter attack. Blackburn clear to the right from our corner, pass the ball to Nzonzi who runs straight down the line, Djourou commits and goes to ground, but the Blackburn player retains possession and heads for the box, and with two Blackburn players to aim at in the box, he pulls the ball back from the byline, and an Arsenal player is there to tap in. I guess it was only fitting that the final touch came off an Arsenal player, Koscielny the unfortunate one. That’s the type of goal WE score, and it hurt to see it being scored against us, especially by Blackburn, of all clubs! 4-2.

Still though, over 20 minutes to go, and the ever positive me still thought we’d at least draw the game. At this point, we had 13 attempts to Blackburn’s 7, with 4 on target, to Blackburn’s 3. In what world is it fair that they had 4 goals to their name!? But thing is, of late, it only ever happens in our world. Anytime Theo misses, we all go ‘unlucky Theo’ (Tuesday Podcast). Maybe we ought to change it to ‘unlucky Arsenal’ everytime something goes wrong for us. For example, Paul Robinson suddenly remembering, 15 minutes to go, that he is a former England international and starting to pull of top saves! One pointblank from a Chamakh header (he’d come on for Alex Song moments earlier, and it was pretty much his first touch) from a corner. Oh wait, it wouldn’t have counted, as the whistle had blown for a foul on the defender by Chamakh. But Robinson was all of a sudden inspired, and we would have scored more than once if not so. There was another close-range effort from Robin, which he pushed away, and I think I remember another effort which would have dipped in, had he not tipped it over the bar at the last second.

(Having watched the match again now, it no longer seems as if Robinson had to be superman. It just felt that way towards the end of the match! Oh well!)

To be honest, the full scale meltdown that I thought would happen, didn’t. We were still sloppy in possession, but Blackburn pretty much didn’t get any more chances. But I guess the damage was already done in the first 10-20 minutes of the second half when we started as slowly as anything. I think that’s when the brain freeze occurred. It slowly thawed out, but this is the Premier League. You don’t have brain freezes on the pitch, because it’ll cost you. That’s the biggest lesson we need to learn. you’ve GOT to be switched on for 90 minutes, not just in the beginning and towards the end.

We rallied towards the end, with Chamakh grabbing our third goal, with 85 minutes on the clock. A header, obviously. A great ball whipped in from the right hand side by Robin, and Chamakh is able to squeeze in between two defenders and nod in. If there’s anything to be ecstatic about in this match, it’s the fact that Chamakh scored a goal! Like seriously, where did that come from? I really hope he’s FINALLY found his shooting boots, because nowadays, you don’t actually expect a goal from Chamakh. Please, please, Chamakh, be back for real. Good goal though. But alas, that was the end of the revival, Blackburn doing what they know best.

The match ended 4-3 to Blackburn, not 4-2 as some would have you believe. You can obviously tell those who thought it was full-time when Blackburn scored their fourth and stopped watching. Disappointing result, no doubt, and I have to say, totally undeserved win for Blackburn. They didn’t do much to earn it, but then, that says more about us than them. Not only are we in the habit of conceding goals, we’re also in the habit of of throwing away leads. We were ahead twice in the game, but kept letting Blackburn back in. We miss Vermaelen like crazy at the back, and Jack’s absence is telling, although Arteta is ensuring that it isn’t showing as much. I still maintain that it’s early days, though. Having 10  new players in the space of one transfer window is always tricky, as you’re pretty much a new team, so it will take a while to settle into a rhythm. I’ll admit I was extremely worried about the result earlier on, but I’ll be out of my mind with fear if this was us in December. I can stake my pension on us not being this abject and leaky come December.

The negatives in our game are glaringly obvious at the moment, but with everything, there are always two sides. We lost 4-3, but it could so easily have been different. Do not forget we’ve got our best defender out, and our back four have hardly played together. 2 of the goals were own goals, one other being offside. Yes, this is what happens when you play at the top level, but I’m sure as hell that it won’t be happening every other game. We’re in a bad patch of form at the moment, but like I always tell my dad every time he calls me to complain about Arsenal, better to have your dodgy spell as early as possible! We obviously aren’t winning the league, but I refuse to believe that we’ll end up mid-table at best. Every team goes through bad spells, and provided we snap out of it soon- it’s not magic, it does not happen in a flash- we’ll be alright. That defence needs sorting though, but surely our situation cannot get any worse than it currently is?

Our next matches aren’t the easiest- we’ve got Spurs, Stoke and Chelsea within the next 5 league games- so it will be tough, but all we need do is string 3-4 good results together, I don’t care if it’s ugly, and things are looking up. We aren’t looking into an abyss, we need to remember. It’s just a dark room, and we just need someone to change the bloody lightbulb! It’s that simple! Okay it isn’t, but the point is that it’s not as bad as it seems. Defensively we’ve got a lot of improving to do, but as they say, it’s a marathon, not a sprint. People suggested getting Martin Koewn in as a defensive coach, maybe that’ll help somewhat, but I’m not too sure. We get Vermaelen back, and suddenly we’re a much better team defensively, but in the meantime, we have to work with what we’ve got. We defended relatively well in the half, so we just need to find a way of keeping out concentration for the whole 90.

There are still 33 games to go. That’s a whole lot of games, so it’s not too late to turn things around, although I’m not deluded to the point of thinking that we’ll win all of those games, we definitely will be winning more than 1 in 5, which is our current ratio. I still have faith that we can get out of the rot that we’re in, I just hope the players feel the same way.

Next match (after Shrewsbury on Tuesday in the Carling Cup) is home to Bolton. Hopefully we won’t be throwing away leads, and can come away with 3 points, so we can build on it!

Point made. Boruissa Dortmund 1-1 Arsenal.

09.14.11

Last night saw the return of the Champions League ‘proper’ and a very tough game was first up for us, Ze German champions Borussia Dortmund. By some crazy method of UEFA calculations, we drew Dortmund in pot 4. So the German Champions were actually meant to represent the weakest team in the group, they were far from that.

Dev’s predicted line up was close… but not quite right. Arsenal lined up with the expected back four and strike force but with Benyaoun preferred instead of Frimpong. A bold move from Le boss who went for ball retention and experience over a more defensively minded player.

 

Szcznesy

Sagna – Mertersacker – Koscielny – Gibbs

Benyaoun – Song

Walcott – Arteta – Gervinho

Van Persie

The pre-match atmosphere was simply amazing, while only watching on the box, you could tell why they call it the ‘wall of sound’ at Dortmund. When the teams lined up RVP couldn’t help but take a look round in awe… jealous Robin? I was!!

As soon as the game started, Arsenal were under the cosh. Dortmund were buoyed by the deafening partisan crowd and they took the game to Arsenal, ready to exploit any sloppiness and hesitation. A number of chances came and went with our offside trap completely non existent and Sagna having to make a goal line clearance. For me, Song was isolated. Every time the ball came near him he had at least two players around him and was being forced into mistakes. Arsenal’s first chance of note came from our best offensive player in the opening exchanges, Gervinho. Gervinho seems to have the knack of just popping up in the box at the right time and his opportunist close range shot was saved by up the upright keeper.

Arsenal grew in confidence as the game went on and after a couple of decent chances from Theo and RVP, Arsenal took an unlikely lead through RVP. An under hit pass was fantastically read by RVP who slid in to knock it to Theo. Theo took a couple steps forward and took two defenders out with a delicious through ball to RVP, who curled it round the keeper from the edge of the box with his right foot. Yes, his chocolate leg. 1 nil to the Arsenal on the 42nd.

The aim of the second half  was simple, don’t let them repeat their first half chances again because they will score. To be fair, we didn’t. Arsenal struggled to get the ball from Dortmund for long periods but we had tightened up and were not conceding possession in vital area’s easily.

We did have to call upon Szcz a number of times to make a couple of world class point blanks saves but this keeper takes them in his stride. How many times have you watched Cech, Van der sar or Reina make a save look easy? Szcz will save up points by making his job look easy.

Our only real chance of the second half fell to Gervinho who admirably (or stupidly) stayed on his feet after being slightly tripped but couldn’t get his shot away when one on one with the keeper. We haven’t had a chance to watch much of Gervinho this season but the guy is a threat. He’s got pace to burn, great ball control but has the ability to lose possession cheaply if he tries to be too clever. He will improve.

Unfortunately our luck didn’t hold out and in the 88th minute, Arsenal fell victim to another ‘goal of the season’ contender. As Arsenal cleared a corner, the ball fell to Perisic who hit an amazing dipping left foot volley that flew straight into the top corner with Szcz a spectator.

The final score, 1-1. A good point at the noisy German champions.

For the first 30mins Arsenal rode their luck and then some. But this was to be expected from an exciting young team who have been starved of Champions league action for a number of years.

The players who stood out for me were Sagna, Koscielney and Song. Sagna is the best right back in the country, no arguments. Always reliable and a warrior in his approach to the game. Last ditch tackles and goals line clearances helped rescue us during tough periods.

Koscienly showed against Barcelona at home last season he is a ‘footballing defender’. He doesn’t love the rough and tumble of some premiership games but when he plays against a footballing team his ability to read the game and break up play is fantastic. I really thought he had a great game.

The man of the match for me was Alex Song. During the first half he was breaking up play but trying to be too clever and guilty of losing the ball cheaply. In the second half, Song was the ultimate defensive midfielder.  See it, intercept it and pass it, nice and simple. The crowd were getting agitated and frustrated every time he won a tackle; music to Arsenal’s ears. We need to Song to keep it simple yet effective more often. There are too many times where he has taken the ball too far up the field only to lose it thus leaving us exposed.

We picked up a good point today and our confidence will continue to grow. Next up Blackburn away, a completely different challenge to say the least!

 

 

 

(Feedback welcome on twitter – @Tottz82)

CL: Dortmund vs Arsenal – The Match Preview

09.13.11

After a very nervy end to last season, which saw us finish 4th by the end of it, and a very nervous start to this season, which saw us edge through to the Champions League, we now kick off the group stage with Dortmund away… and we have some insider knowledge in the form of Per Mertersacker, who was playing in the German league last year… Dortmund and manager Jurgen Klopp are looking forward to an attacking game and their manager announced today that the winner will be who can outscore the other…

“[The Arsenal game] will be a real attacking spectacle. Some of us have been waiting our whole footballing life for an opportunity like this. We did not want a group where we had to travel to Russia or Ukraine and we knew we would not stand a chance in a group with Barcelona, Chelsea or Inter. We wanted a real contest and I believe we have got this. But this does not mean we will underestimate the opposition.”

Well, if Dortmund come out to play, then we will have a real good game to watch on our hands… I’m quite excited to see Gervinho back in action now, as I feel he is the missing link in our attacking play… with Ramsey ruled out and Rosicky not yet recovered, our midfield trio could be newbie Arteta as well as two DM’s in Frimpong and Song… the full 18 man squad is:

  • Andrey Arshavin
  • Mikel Arteta
  • Yossi Benayoun
  • Marouane Chamakh
  • Johan Djourou
  • Gervinho
  • Kieran Gibbs
  • Lukasz Fabianski
  • Emmanuel Frimpong
  • Laurent Koscielny
  • Per Mertesacker
  • Ju Young Park
  • Andre Santos
  • Bacary Sagna
  • Alex Song
  • Wojciech Szczesny
  • Robin van Persie
  • Theo Walcott

The Per Mertersacker & Laurent Koscielny partnership has yet to concede a goal (yes, 1 clean sheet in 1 game)… so I see no reason why the partnership will be broken up and I think Arsene is keen to give Gibbs as many opportunities as possible, so I think we’ll see the same back four as the weekend.

My predicted line up is:

Szcznesy

Sagna – Mertersacker – Koscielny – Gibbs

Frimpong – Song

Walcott – Arteta – Gervinho

Van Persie

With a bench of:

Fabianski, Santos, Djourou, Benayoun, Arshavin, Park, Chamakh

Our 4-5-1, I feel, is way too defensive at home, but for an European away game, this is just the tonic… with Frimpong and Song both set to start, I think Arteta will have a little more creative freedom in this game then he did on the weekend, and the return of Gervinho to the side will add more flair and trickery.

Arsene is keen to get a run of wins under this team’s belt as he is well aware of the lack of cofidence…

“It would create a certainty that we have a good chance to go through,” he said. “For us to get a positive result tomorrow night would be a big lift. It’s a good opportunity for us to get positive vibes and we need a bit of that. Every team, no matter how good they are, needs confidence and I believe my team needs that at the moment.”

As always, I’ll be back around an hour from kick off… but all that is left to say is have a great day and let’s get ready to rumble tonight!

A Win is a Win.

09.12.11

After Arsenal lost to Manchester United, away from home, with 7 first choice players out and 1 second choice (Frimpong) out, the comments looked like this:

OH MY FUKKIN GOD I’M GOING TO DIE ARSENAL ARE SHIT WE’RE ALL SHIT ARSENAL ARE RUBBISH THE MANAGER IS A DICKHEAD THE PLAYERS SHOULD ALL EXPLODE IN SHAME I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THIS CLUB AGAIN

After won on Saturday, remember they won, the comments look like this:

OH MY FUKKIN GOD I’M GOING TO DIE ARSENAL ARE SHIT WE’RE ALL SHIT ARSENAL ARE RUBBISH THE MANAGER IS A DICKHEAD THE PLAYERS SHOULD ALL EXPLODE IN SHAME I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THIS CLUB AGAIN AND NOW I WILL PICK ON MERTESACKER BECAUSE IT WAS HIS FIRST GAME AND HE KEPT A CLEAN SHEET.

I mean, it was Mertesackers premier league debut, in which he kept a clean sheet. What did you want him to do? Climb up to the top of the stadium before swan diving off into the box to score a roof diving header? Oh wait, a clean sheet isn’t good enough for a league debutant defender? He should have scored a double hat trick as well?

Seriously, if it pains you that much to watch the Arsenal that you have to start spewing your cock bile all over the internet even when they win… well, maybe football isn’t the sport for you? Instead you should investigate the sport of nailing your bollocks to a door frame in a sound proof room, because frankly it would be less painful for all of us and you could suffer in silence. How do you behave on christmas day when you open your presents, only to find that it’s socks again? Do you decide to hunt down and burn all the cotton in the world?

I mean, Arsenal have their faults, that’s obvious to anyone. But everyone can relax for another week safe in the knowledge that the Arsenal have picked up three points – without going off the hysterical deep end petitioning the club to cut Wengers head off.

Will Arsenal lose again this season. Yeah, almost definitely. Is everything now fixed? No, obviously not.

But did Arsenal win? Yeah. Did Arsenal create chances? Yep. Did the new boys play well? Yes, Arteta in particular looked fantastic at times, creating a chance for Ramsey in the 1st minute that really should have found the net, or at least the keeper.

Arsenal were understandably wobbly in the second half, but they got through it. They finished the game with a little bit more belief than they started it with, and really that’s all that anyone could ask. A clean sheet made it sweeter and good debuts sweeter still – but all that mattered was a win, and we won.

Arsenal could go either way now, they could follow it up with a win tomorrow night, or a loss, but either way I’ll be watching, supporting and cheering and either way I won’t totally lose my shit and start crying on the internet. Man up.

Kieran (@kieran_delaney)

Arsenal vs Swansea – Arteta & Mertersacker Start!

09.10.11

It’s match day folks… and today’s line up is….

Szcznesy

Sagna – Mertersacker – Koscielny – Gibbs

Frimpong – Arteta

Walcott – Ramsey – Arshavin

Van Persie

With a bench of:

Fabianski, Santos, Djourou, Benayoun, Oxlade, Park, Chamakh

So, the good news is that Arteta & Mertersacker both start…

It will be really interesting to see where Arteta plays – will he be in the hole just behind Van Persie or will he be slightly deeper… In other team news, Park got his visa and made it back in time for the game… and is on the bench…

Come on you Gunners!

Arsen-LOL

08.29.11

So yesterday was a sack of arse. Evra didn’t get Frimponged, and Arsenal conceded 8 goals. On the plus side, Ashley Young did get 20 points in my fantasy league team and Arsenal scored 2 goals at Old Trafford in the league for the first time since 1984. There are silver linings everywhere, even in a dog shit. Dogs eat tin foil sometimes.

The team missing 8 players looked fragile and weak – like last seasons Carling Cup teams that couldn’t beat Ipswich or Leeds. Like an old man with no legs and no arms who refuses help walking to the shops. He’s got ‘great mental strength’ you see. Unfortunately for him, mental strength won’t get him to places that ordinarily arms and legs would. Arsenal have a fairly good first 11, beyond that they have nothing, no spare arms and no spare legs. And like the man with no arms and legs they’ve been left sitting in a puddle of their own piss whilst everyone just gets on with their seasons, occasionally looking back to pity us.

Of the missing players, Sagna and Vermaelen would walk into any team in the league at the moment. Gibbs is a promising young defender and looks solid and would easily get into most teams. Song and Wilshere wouldn’t be turned away by anyone, and are both now integral to Arsenals team. The jury’s still out on Diaby, but he’d have been an improvement on Rosicky yesterday even if he had of had an off day. Gervinho would have improved the team in place of Arshavin or Walcott as both of them were toss, and Frimpong would have Frimponged Evra, so, he would have definitely started in any team I picked.

The kids, Jenkinson and Coquelin, were fine to an extent – Coquelin didn’t put a foot wrong and in fact was the only player in Rooney’s first free kick to actually try and head the ball or close down. Rosicky didn’t look back and the rest of the wall looked like slack jawed dolphins waiting for a treat like a bunch of passionless dickheads. Jenkinson wasn’t so great but then he’s 19, inexperienced, up against Evra/Young/Rooney and totally exposed by the void of talent that is Theo Walcott. Walcott was probably right when he had a go at Jenkinson – the lad was out of position. The question Walcott needs to ask himself is why wasn’t he covering? Fullbacks and wingers overlap, the winger needs to be mindful of a break in the full back is committed – that Jenkinson said to Walcott “yeah, where were you, fuck off” is to the lads immense credit. Walcott is a senior member of the team now and instead of helping Jenkinson he just hid and dished out advice. I’ve never been a Walcott fan, but he showed himself up in a bad light yesterday. Jenkinson will learn, Walcott has had a fair few years and is obviously incapable – he didn’t even try and work back. He offered Jenkinson absolutely no protection all match. Half the time he wasn’t even in his position. That’s fine but he can’t go round telling other people how to play when he hasn’t got a fucking clue himself. The amount of times they doubled up on Jenkinson was horrendous and it was possible because Walcott was at the other end of the pitch tossing one off. I’m not surprised Jenkinson thought he needed to go forward and play for Walcott and ended up over committing – incidentally he did better in Walcotts position than Walcott did, showing the bollocks to create a goal for RVP. When Walcott gave away the penalty, most of you probably heard my anguished screams. A serious cabbage – Denilson got shipped to Brazil for doing that, hopefully they’ll just put Theo out of his misery.

Jenkinson was also let down by another experienced “senior” player in Djourou. Djourou played like a lame horse with shot legs who’d been blindfolded – the sending off occurred because he too failed to play football properly. He stepped up to play offside near the half way line and left Jenkinson 10 yards behind his man desperately trying to get back. He did and the impish little shit in red fell off balance with the contact. It was a clear yellow, and Jenkinson deserved to walk. It’s a shame for the lad though because he was the only player at the point still giving a shit and still running. There are things you can teach a footballer, positioning etc and a knowledge that comes with experience. Jenkinson will pick both of these up – and there are things that only come from the heart like passion, effort and commitment. Jenkinson showed all of these so I’m not worried about him at all.

Traore in comparison was a lazy sack of shit who spent the entire game chewing gum and practicing his balance on the touchline. It’s no wonder he gets farmed out every season and never picked even when we’ve only got the tea lady to play left back otherwise. News breaks this morning that he’s signing for QPR today. Good, he played yesterday like he had a foot out of the door, I hope Joey Barton gives him a kicking in training. The problem that leaves us with is we only have a single left back in Gibbs, a player made of cobwebs and magic. If we don’t sign a left back now before the window closes it will be prove beyond doubt that Wenger has had a breakdown. Fingers crossed?

I’ve already mentioned Djourou, who for the first goal didn’t even want to head the ball. Where was the desire? Where was the belief and need to absolutely go through Welbeck like he wasn’t there, heading the ball into space? Instead he lifted his arms in front of his face and cried. The missed penalty summed our senior players up – a bollockless set of lazy shits. If Djourou had of tried defending, if Robin Van Persie had of scored the penalty, if Walcott had of helped Jenkinson on the right, if Rosicky had of looked back and given a shit when they scored their free kick instead of walking away without even looking, if Walcott handn’t of conceded a penalty… we wouldn’t have conceded 8 goals, we might even have got a result. In tough times, missing 8 players or not, you want the senior players to stand up and be counted. Not run off and hide. Of the youngsters, only Jenkinson really didn’t much wrong in getting sent off and as I’ve tried to reason, Djourou and Walcott need to take a large dose of that responsibility.

Our form guide since the Carling Cup final is DDDWDDWDDLWLLDDLL which is an anagram of BOTTLING TOSSERS. Until the Arsenal players group together, decide not to be lazy, decide not to be morons then it doesn’t matter if you have Gary Cahill coming in, or Kaka or any other player – the results will continue to go down the toilet. Even Gary Cahill, who most of you assure me is the answer to all of Arsenals problems, conceded 3 goals at the weekend because like poor Carl Jenkinson he was surrounded by muppets.

Anyway Wenger said yesterday: “I am very open to signing players if we find players who can strengthen the team. We have a lot of people working on that”. If? IF?? FUCKING IF? I could name quite a few players that wouldn’t have lost 8-2, even Stoke won’t be humiliated like that this season. But, on a level I think I understand what Wenger means and it’s what I’ve been saying for a long time – the footballers at AFC are becoming lazy dipshits, who don’t try, and who don’t care. Obvious exceptions like Wilshere and Frimpong aside, no one at the club seems to give a shit – that’s an appalling attitude to have and it’s not a culture or ethos that will be changed at all by buying players. We need to get our fucking heads up before we drown.

Kieran (@kieran_delaney)

Unlucky, Understrength, Understaffed

08.22.11

So, you’ll already know I am perennially optimistic. Take a look at the squad – lacking, certainly, but sewn with pockets of excitement, talent and an exciting future. I can be optimistic about the squad as it is, despite being dissapointed that we’re so lacking – I have a genuine belief that one or two additions to the squad could make us title winners – we have a good starting 11 right now, but nothing past that. The bench is empty, metaphorically, and we need fresh, experienced blood. We need to address deficiencies certainly, but in some cases the game on Saturday was a game that filled me with hope.

I am able to see the bright sides of Saturdays performance – at the back we were solid, TV5 was fantastic, Sagna was solid in an unfamiliar position and Jenkinson was great – threatening when required yet solid at the back. Considering our back four consisted of two league debutants, we were spectacular at the back. Now consider a third league debut immediately in front of them, Arsenal aquitted themselves fantastically well. Considering 2 of those players are back ups and a third was in the wrong position it bodes well for the future, defensively.

How many times have you seen a corner being lined up and had that sinking feeling that this is the goal the opposition will score? Not on Saturday, set pieces were no problem. There is a robustness to the team in set pieces that is unfamiliar and very welcome – it’s that change that we’ve all been begging for. Make no mistake, there are few teams in the league that will try and exploit the perceived aerial weaknesses in Arsenals game more than a Liverpool team with a solitary Andy Caroll up front – and we dealt with them all.

The game largely passed Nasri and Ramsey by, no doubt due the overwhelming presence of five Liverpool midfielders – however a special mention must go to Frimpong. That he was given a standing ovation despite being sent off tells you everything you need to know. He was solid in the tackle, clever in the pass, had a shot from distance that could have changed the game and generally ran the Arsenal team. He got sent off for a second yellow and despite the first being incredibly harsh, the challenge that saw him walk could easily have been a red, so we can’t have too many complaints. Remember when Jack started out in the Arsenal team and got sent off? He learned. I expect Frimpong will to. It’s a mouth watering prospect, as my Liverpool supporting collegue said this morning “£20m+ for Henderson looks like an awful deal when you see a player like Frimpong – if he hadn’t of been sent off he’d have been MOTM”. Quite.

In goal, with Wojciech Szczeny, Arsenal have one of the best keepers in the league. Commanding, strong, solid decision making and great reflexes – as in the Carling Cup final he will make mistakes, but those mistakes will be more than made up for with his presence in goal settling the team and the saves he makes. Any mistakes will become rarer to.

In some respects the result was flattering to Liverpool – the first goal was just that awful slice of luck that you always get served to you when your down. Face in a puddle, life always shits on your head. Miquel actually had the beating of an offside Saurez, expertly shepherding the ball away from him, only to see his clearance shank horribly of Ramsey into the goal. One down and shit happens.

They were always going to score a second against a tiring ten man Arsenal who were chasing the game – thank god it was fantasy league forward Suarez. I felt awful picking him, but I guess I was vindicated.

Arsenals problems were up front however. Van Persie was off the pace, and with no midfield to speak of with Nasri in Manchester already and Ramsey chasing shadows, Walcott was just not in the game. Two passes in the first 45 minutes outlined his performance – toss. Arshavin was hungrier and got far more involved, tracking back and eventually fashioning our best chance winning the ball in the area (a touch unfairly) and squaring for Van Persie whos shot struck Reina’s leg. Luck would have seen the ball go in, but Arsenal don’t have any luck at the moment. Unfortunately for Arshavin his distribution and passing were woeful. It’s a shame, because he showed everything on Saturday that he lacked at times last season – principally a hunger to be involved.

We created virtually nothing and that was frustrating, because without a cutting edge of any kind, we just wallowed and invited Liverpool onto us.

If Oxo-Chambers and Miyaichi are as good as Arsene keeps saying, why didn’t he throw them on? We’d created nothing, we were down to ten men and we were one nil down. Throw both of them on and let them prove something, shit or bust. Instead we went defensive, removing an attacker for Lansbury to replace the sent off Frimpong. We just wanted to see the game out in damage limitation mode.

And that is Arsenals problem right now.

Kieran Delaney @kieran_delaney