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CL: Dortmund vs Arsenal – The Match Preview

09.13.11

After a very nervy end to last season, which saw us finish 4th by the end of it, and a very nervous start to this season, which saw us edge through to the Champions League, we now kick off the group stage with Dortmund away… and we have some insider knowledge in the form of Per Mertersacker, who was playing in the German league last year… Dortmund and manager Jurgen Klopp are looking forward to an attacking game and their manager announced today that the winner will be who can outscore the other…

“[The Arsenal game] will be a real attacking spectacle. Some of us have been waiting our whole footballing life for an opportunity like this. We did not want a group where we had to travel to Russia or Ukraine and we knew we would not stand a chance in a group with Barcelona, Chelsea or Inter. We wanted a real contest and I believe we have got this. But this does not mean we will underestimate the opposition.”

Well, if Dortmund come out to play, then we will have a real good game to watch on our hands… I’m quite excited to see Gervinho back in action now, as I feel he is the missing link in our attacking play… with Ramsey ruled out and Rosicky not yet recovered, our midfield trio could be newbie Arteta as well as two DM’s in Frimpong and Song… the full 18 man squad is:

  • Andrey Arshavin
  • Mikel Arteta
  • Yossi Benayoun
  • Marouane Chamakh
  • Johan Djourou
  • Gervinho
  • Kieran Gibbs
  • Lukasz Fabianski
  • Emmanuel Frimpong
  • Laurent Koscielny
  • Per Mertesacker
  • Ju Young Park
  • Andre Santos
  • Bacary Sagna
  • Alex Song
  • Wojciech Szczesny
  • Robin van Persie
  • Theo Walcott

The Per Mertersacker & Laurent Koscielny partnership has yet to concede a goal (yes, 1 clean sheet in 1 game)… so I see no reason why the partnership will be broken up and I think Arsene is keen to give Gibbs as many opportunities as possible, so I think we’ll see the same back four as the weekend.

My predicted line up is:

Szcznesy

Sagna – Mertersacker – Koscielny – Gibbs

Frimpong – Song

Walcott – Arteta – Gervinho

Van Persie

With a bench of:

Fabianski, Santos, Djourou, Benayoun, Arshavin, Park, Chamakh

Our 4-5-1, I feel, is way too defensive at home, but for an European away game, this is just the tonic… with Frimpong and Song both set to start, I think Arteta will have a little more creative freedom in this game then he did on the weekend, and the return of Gervinho to the side will add more flair and trickery.

Arsene is keen to get a run of wins under this team’s belt as he is well aware of the lack of cofidence…

“It would create a certainty that we have a good chance to go through,” he said. “For us to get a positive result tomorrow night would be a big lift. It’s a good opportunity for us to get positive vibes and we need a bit of that. Every team, no matter how good they are, needs confidence and I believe my team needs that at the moment.”

As always, I’ll be back around an hour from kick off… but all that is left to say is have a great day and let’s get ready to rumble tonight!

A Win is a Win.

09.12.11

After Arsenal lost to Manchester United, away from home, with 7 first choice players out and 1 second choice (Frimpong) out, the comments looked like this:

OH MY FUKKIN GOD I’M GOING TO DIE ARSENAL ARE SHIT WE’RE ALL SHIT ARSENAL ARE RUBBISH THE MANAGER IS A DICKHEAD THE PLAYERS SHOULD ALL EXPLODE IN SHAME I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THIS CLUB AGAIN

After won on Saturday, remember they won, the comments look like this:

OH MY FUKKIN GOD I’M GOING TO DIE ARSENAL ARE SHIT WE’RE ALL SHIT ARSENAL ARE RUBBISH THE MANAGER IS A DICKHEAD THE PLAYERS SHOULD ALL EXPLODE IN SHAME I WILL NEVER SUPPORT THIS CLUB AGAIN AND NOW I WILL PICK ON MERTESACKER BECAUSE IT WAS HIS FIRST GAME AND HE KEPT A CLEAN SHEET.

I mean, it was Mertesackers premier league debut, in which he kept a clean sheet. What did you want him to do? Climb up to the top of the stadium before swan diving off into the box to score a roof diving header? Oh wait, a clean sheet isn’t good enough for a league debutant defender? He should have scored a double hat trick as well?

Seriously, if it pains you that much to watch the Arsenal that you have to start spewing your cock bile all over the internet even when they win… well, maybe football isn’t the sport for you? Instead you should investigate the sport of nailing your bollocks to a door frame in a sound proof room, because frankly it would be less painful for all of us and you could suffer in silence. How do you behave on christmas day when you open your presents, only to find that it’s socks again? Do you decide to hunt down and burn all the cotton in the world?

I mean, Arsenal have their faults, that’s obvious to anyone. But everyone can relax for another week safe in the knowledge that the Arsenal have picked up three points – without going off the hysterical deep end petitioning the club to cut Wengers head off.

Will Arsenal lose again this season. Yeah, almost definitely. Is everything now fixed? No, obviously not.

But did Arsenal win? Yeah. Did Arsenal create chances? Yep. Did the new boys play well? Yes, Arteta in particular looked fantastic at times, creating a chance for Ramsey in the 1st minute that really should have found the net, or at least the keeper.

Arsenal were understandably wobbly in the second half, but they got through it. They finished the game with a little bit more belief than they started it with, and really that’s all that anyone could ask. A clean sheet made it sweeter and good debuts sweeter still – but all that mattered was a win, and we won.

Arsenal could go either way now, they could follow it up with a win tomorrow night, or a loss, but either way I’ll be watching, supporting and cheering and either way I won’t totally lose my shit and start crying on the internet. Man up.

Kieran (@kieran_delaney)

Arsenal vs Swansea – Arteta & Mertersacker Start!

09.10.11

It’s match day folks… and today’s line up is….

Szcznesy

Sagna – Mertersacker – Koscielny – Gibbs

Frimpong – Arteta

Walcott – Ramsey – Arshavin

Van Persie

With a bench of:

Fabianski, Santos, Djourou, Benayoun, Oxlade, Park, Chamakh

So, the good news is that Arteta & Mertersacker both start…

It will be really interesting to see where Arteta plays – will he be in the hole just behind Van Persie or will he be slightly deeper… In other team news, Park got his visa and made it back in time for the game… and is on the bench…

Come on you Gunners!

Arsen-LOL

08.29.11

So yesterday was a sack of arse. Evra didn’t get Frimponged, and Arsenal conceded 8 goals. On the plus side, Ashley Young did get 20 points in my fantasy league team and Arsenal scored 2 goals at Old Trafford in the league for the first time since 1984. There are silver linings everywhere, even in a dog shit. Dogs eat tin foil sometimes.

The team missing 8 players looked fragile and weak – like last seasons Carling Cup teams that couldn’t beat Ipswich or Leeds. Like an old man with no legs and no arms who refuses help walking to the shops. He’s got ‘great mental strength’ you see. Unfortunately for him, mental strength won’t get him to places that ordinarily arms and legs would. Arsenal have a fairly good first 11, beyond that they have nothing, no spare arms and no spare legs. And like the man with no arms and legs they’ve been left sitting in a puddle of their own piss whilst everyone just gets on with their seasons, occasionally looking back to pity us.

Of the missing players, Sagna and Vermaelen would walk into any team in the league at the moment. Gibbs is a promising young defender and looks solid and would easily get into most teams. Song and Wilshere wouldn’t be turned away by anyone, and are both now integral to Arsenals team. The jury’s still out on Diaby, but he’d have been an improvement on Rosicky yesterday even if he had of had an off day. Gervinho would have improved the team in place of Arshavin or Walcott as both of them were toss, and Frimpong would have Frimponged Evra, so, he would have definitely started in any team I picked.

The kids, Jenkinson and Coquelin, were fine to an extent – Coquelin didn’t put a foot wrong and in fact was the only player in Rooney’s first free kick to actually try and head the ball or close down. Rosicky didn’t look back and the rest of the wall looked like slack jawed dolphins waiting for a treat like a bunch of passionless dickheads. Jenkinson wasn’t so great but then he’s 19, inexperienced, up against Evra/Young/Rooney and totally exposed by the void of talent that is Theo Walcott. Walcott was probably right when he had a go at Jenkinson – the lad was out of position. The question Walcott needs to ask himself is why wasn’t he covering? Fullbacks and wingers overlap, the winger needs to be mindful of a break in the full back is committed – that Jenkinson said to Walcott “yeah, where were you, fuck off” is to the lads immense credit. Walcott is a senior member of the team now and instead of helping Jenkinson he just hid and dished out advice. I’ve never been a Walcott fan, but he showed himself up in a bad light yesterday. Jenkinson will learn, Walcott has had a fair few years and is obviously incapable – he didn’t even try and work back. He offered Jenkinson absolutely no protection all match. Half the time he wasn’t even in his position. That’s fine but he can’t go round telling other people how to play when he hasn’t got a fucking clue himself. The amount of times they doubled up on Jenkinson was horrendous and it was possible because Walcott was at the other end of the pitch tossing one off. I’m not surprised Jenkinson thought he needed to go forward and play for Walcott and ended up over committing – incidentally he did better in Walcotts position than Walcott did, showing the bollocks to create a goal for RVP. When Walcott gave away the penalty, most of you probably heard my anguished screams. A serious cabbage – Denilson got shipped to Brazil for doing that, hopefully they’ll just put Theo out of his misery.

Jenkinson was also let down by another experienced “senior” player in Djourou. Djourou played like a lame horse with shot legs who’d been blindfolded – the sending off occurred because he too failed to play football properly. He stepped up to play offside near the half way line and left Jenkinson 10 yards behind his man desperately trying to get back. He did and the impish little shit in red fell off balance with the contact. It was a clear yellow, and Jenkinson deserved to walk. It’s a shame for the lad though because he was the only player at the point still giving a shit and still running. There are things you can teach a footballer, positioning etc and a knowledge that comes with experience. Jenkinson will pick both of these up – and there are things that only come from the heart like passion, effort and commitment. Jenkinson showed all of these so I’m not worried about him at all.

Traore in comparison was a lazy sack of shit who spent the entire game chewing gum and practicing his balance on the touchline. It’s no wonder he gets farmed out every season and never picked even when we’ve only got the tea lady to play left back otherwise. News breaks this morning that he’s signing for QPR today. Good, he played yesterday like he had a foot out of the door, I hope Joey Barton gives him a kicking in training. The problem that leaves us with is we only have a single left back in Gibbs, a player made of cobwebs and magic. If we don’t sign a left back now before the window closes it will be prove beyond doubt that Wenger has had a breakdown. Fingers crossed?

I’ve already mentioned Djourou, who for the first goal didn’t even want to head the ball. Where was the desire? Where was the belief and need to absolutely go through Welbeck like he wasn’t there, heading the ball into space? Instead he lifted his arms in front of his face and cried. The missed penalty summed our senior players up – a bollockless set of lazy shits. If Djourou had of tried defending, if Robin Van Persie had of scored the penalty, if Walcott had of helped Jenkinson on the right, if Rosicky had of looked back and given a shit when they scored their free kick instead of walking away without even looking, if Walcott handn’t of conceded a penalty… we wouldn’t have conceded 8 goals, we might even have got a result. In tough times, missing 8 players or not, you want the senior players to stand up and be counted. Not run off and hide. Of the youngsters, only Jenkinson really didn’t much wrong in getting sent off and as I’ve tried to reason, Djourou and Walcott need to take a large dose of that responsibility.

Our form guide since the Carling Cup final is DDDWDDWDDLWLLDDLL which is an anagram of BOTTLING TOSSERS. Until the Arsenal players group together, decide not to be lazy, decide not to be morons then it doesn’t matter if you have Gary Cahill coming in, or Kaka or any other player – the results will continue to go down the toilet. Even Gary Cahill, who most of you assure me is the answer to all of Arsenals problems, conceded 3 goals at the weekend because like poor Carl Jenkinson he was surrounded by muppets.

Anyway Wenger said yesterday: “I am very open to signing players if we find players who can strengthen the team. We have a lot of people working on that”. If? IF?? FUCKING IF? I could name quite a few players that wouldn’t have lost 8-2, even Stoke won’t be humiliated like that this season. But, on a level I think I understand what Wenger means and it’s what I’ve been saying for a long time – the footballers at AFC are becoming lazy dipshits, who don’t try, and who don’t care. Obvious exceptions like Wilshere and Frimpong aside, no one at the club seems to give a shit – that’s an appalling attitude to have and it’s not a culture or ethos that will be changed at all by buying players. We need to get our fucking heads up before we drown.

Kieran (@kieran_delaney)

Unlucky, Understrength, Understaffed

08.22.11

So, you’ll already know I am perennially optimistic. Take a look at the squad – lacking, certainly, but sewn with pockets of excitement, talent and an exciting future. I can be optimistic about the squad as it is, despite being dissapointed that we’re so lacking – I have a genuine belief that one or two additions to the squad could make us title winners – we have a good starting 11 right now, but nothing past that. The bench is empty, metaphorically, and we need fresh, experienced blood. We need to address deficiencies certainly, but in some cases the game on Saturday was a game that filled me with hope.

I am able to see the bright sides of Saturdays performance – at the back we were solid, TV5 was fantastic, Sagna was solid in an unfamiliar position and Jenkinson was great – threatening when required yet solid at the back. Considering our back four consisted of two league debutants, we were spectacular at the back. Now consider a third league debut immediately in front of them, Arsenal aquitted themselves fantastically well. Considering 2 of those players are back ups and a third was in the wrong position it bodes well for the future, defensively.

How many times have you seen a corner being lined up and had that sinking feeling that this is the goal the opposition will score? Not on Saturday, set pieces were no problem. There is a robustness to the team in set pieces that is unfamiliar and very welcome – it’s that change that we’ve all been begging for. Make no mistake, there are few teams in the league that will try and exploit the perceived aerial weaknesses in Arsenals game more than a Liverpool team with a solitary Andy Caroll up front – and we dealt with them all.

The game largely passed Nasri and Ramsey by, no doubt due the overwhelming presence of five Liverpool midfielders – however a special mention must go to Frimpong. That he was given a standing ovation despite being sent off tells you everything you need to know. He was solid in the tackle, clever in the pass, had a shot from distance that could have changed the game and generally ran the Arsenal team. He got sent off for a second yellow and despite the first being incredibly harsh, the challenge that saw him walk could easily have been a red, so we can’t have too many complaints. Remember when Jack started out in the Arsenal team and got sent off? He learned. I expect Frimpong will to. It’s a mouth watering prospect, as my Liverpool supporting collegue said this morning “£20m+ for Henderson looks like an awful deal when you see a player like Frimpong – if he hadn’t of been sent off he’d have been MOTM”. Quite.

In goal, with Wojciech Szczeny, Arsenal have one of the best keepers in the league. Commanding, strong, solid decision making and great reflexes – as in the Carling Cup final he will make mistakes, but those mistakes will be more than made up for with his presence in goal settling the team and the saves he makes. Any mistakes will become rarer to.

In some respects the result was flattering to Liverpool – the first goal was just that awful slice of luck that you always get served to you when your down. Face in a puddle, life always shits on your head. Miquel actually had the beating of an offside Saurez, expertly shepherding the ball away from him, only to see his clearance shank horribly of Ramsey into the goal. One down and shit happens.

They were always going to score a second against a tiring ten man Arsenal who were chasing the game – thank god it was fantasy league forward Suarez. I felt awful picking him, but I guess I was vindicated.

Arsenals problems were up front however. Van Persie was off the pace, and with no midfield to speak of with Nasri in Manchester already and Ramsey chasing shadows, Walcott was just not in the game. Two passes in the first 45 minutes outlined his performance – toss. Arshavin was hungrier and got far more involved, tracking back and eventually fashioning our best chance winning the ball in the area (a touch unfairly) and squaring for Van Persie whos shot struck Reina’s leg. Luck would have seen the ball go in, but Arsenal don’t have any luck at the moment. Unfortunately for Arshavin his distribution and passing were woeful. It’s a shame, because he showed everything on Saturday that he lacked at times last season – principally a hunger to be involved.

We created virtually nothing and that was frustrating, because without a cutting edge of any kind, we just wallowed and invited Liverpool onto us.

If Oxo-Chambers and Miyaichi are as good as Arsene keeps saying, why didn’t he throw them on? We’d created nothing, we were down to ten men and we were one nil down. Throw both of them on and let them prove something, shit or bust. Instead we went defensive, removing an attacker for Lansbury to replace the sent off Frimpong. We just wanted to see the game out in damage limitation mode.

And that is Arsenals problem right now.

Kieran Delaney @kieran_delaney

Arsenal 0-2 Liverpool. Bad start continues.

08.20.11

So. 2-0 to Liverpool. With the tweets flying about yesterday, some knew it was coming. I for one was confident we would win, but losing that match, unfortunately, was not surprising.

The starting XI was: Szczesny, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Jenkinson, Sagna, Frimpong, Ramsey, Nasri, Arshavin, Walcott, van Persie, with a bench of Fabianski, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Chamakh, Miyaichi, Lansbury, Miquel, Bendtner.

Not a bad starting XI, but have a look at that bench! Lots of talent, no doubt, but not a lot of experience.

The big news was that Nasri was starting, and everyone wanted to know the sort of reception he’d get from the crowd, what with the whole twitter and Man City brouhaha. Also, with Cesc gone, it was also a chance to see how we’d cope, and which of the players are ready to step into his shoes.

We started off nervously, misplacing passes here and there, but so did Liverpool. But after a few minutes spent settling in, the chances came. Mainly for Liverpool in the beginning, with Szczesny literally being a beast, and dare I say it, we kinda defended alright to start with. Then Koscielny went down. Back spasms apparently. Couldn’t continue, so had to come off. He even had to be assisted down the tunnel, as he could not walk unaided. Coming on in his place was Miguel Ignasi. Making his Premier League debut. Not the most ideal of circumstances to be making your Premier League debut, but you have to take it as it comes, and I thought he did well!

I still thought we’d be fine at the stage. Hell, it was only 15 minutes in, and we’d largely restricted Liverpool. No real signs of danger. Except from card-happy referee, Mark Clattenburg, who ensured that Frimpong’s over-energetic self earned him a booking, with only about 7/8 minutes on the clock. Yes, Frimpong should not have squared up to the Liverpool player, but it shouldn’t have been a yellow. I remember tweeting at the time that if he wasn’t careful, he’s pick up a Red. He started off a bit rubbishly, but as the match went on, he got better and better.

Chances here and there in the first half, but neither team could find the back of the net. There was the mega-save from a Carroll header by Szczesny, and the odd save here and there. Raina wasn’t tested as much, as out moves seemed to break down in the final third. There was a fabulous effort from long range from Frimpong, but it was saved by Reina! Not too long afterwards, there was a brilliant run by Nasri, all the way from our half, but his effort was wide! Really good to see that the crowd were pretty much behind Nasri today, applauding him and willing him on. And he put a shift in, so good play by all concerned. But I really cannot remember any other chances. So honours even at half time. No complaints.

No changes from either side at half time, but Liverpool started the second half brighter. Robin did have a chance, after Arshavin bullied his way in the 6-yard box, but Robin’s effort was saved. Back and forth, back and forth. No goals. And then the signs of danger became full-blown danger, as Frimpong finally picked up his red. With 20 minutes to go. He had it coming, unfortunately. After his shaky start, he got more and more in the game, and he was almost faultless! The fault, ofcourse, being his umm, over-enthusiasm! He picked up his second yellow for a late challenge, and he was lucky it wasn’t a straight red. He definitely one of the bright spots of this season, even though the season hasn’t really got going! But he needs to watch it, though. I worry it won’t be his only Red card of the season. But he’s a bright kid, I’m sure he’ll learn from it. He’s DEEEEENCH, afterall! (Gosh, CANNOT believe I just did that…)

But seeing as things were pretty much even at that stage, the Red card naturally tipped the scales in Liverpool’s direction. They could have had a field day! But King Szczesny, the guy we could have ‘killed’, had Arsene bitten the bullet last season, came to our rescue! He made some top saves today, that you couldn’t help but feel especially bad for him, that we didn’t end up with a clean sheet. I bet if we weren’t down to 10, we probably would have. Szczesny is going to be our No. 1 (or 13) for a long long time! Have I mentioned that he’s brilliant?

Despite it all, he could not nothing about their first goal. *Sigh*. It was an own goal. Shouldn’t have counted though, as one of the Liverpool players was offside before Ignasi’s clearance bounced in off of Ramsey’s chest. But as they say with these things, it was “marginal”. That goal came about 12 minutes from time. We’d made our second substitution not long before, Lansbury coming on for Arshavin, who was unfortunately ineffective, with misplaced passes, and mistimed kicks! Would the real Andrei Arshavin please stand up? We need the real you back, Andrei. Honestly. Our final substitution came after the goal, with Bendtner replacing Theo, who’d had an anonymous game. Jose Enrique handled him quite well.  I hoped and prayed we’d get the equaliser, but we just couldn’t. Couldn’t find the right pass, the ball was falling right for us, nothing was working. The second goal wasn’t far off, and it even had an air of inevitability about it. Who scored, again? Oh yeah, Suarez. *sigh*. Definitely game over then, if it wasn’t already after the first goal. Then full-time. Our awful start to the season just got worse.

It was a bit of a strange match, this. Strange in the sense that it wasn’t your typical Arsenal home game. Liverpool actually had more of the possession! Our passing game was not on point. I don’t know the stats, but I bet Liverpool had more completed passes than us. I guess it was generally a tentative match, with a lot of unsure performances (apart from Frimpong who was all guns blazing, and Vermaelen who was his usual impeccable self).

The question has got to be how long can it last? It partly depends on what happens the rest of the window, but honestly,  I’m not holding my breath. We NEED to strengthen, but I’ve got to be prepared for the fact that it might not happen. And I’m not liking what might happen if we don’t. Things aren’t great right now, we all can see that. I bet (hope) Arsene sees it too. So I’ll try not to dwell on them, as there are actually positives we can focus on. Like how good a player Frimpong is going to be this season. Like how brilfantastamazing Vermaelen is! Yes, I had to create a new word! Excuse the cliche, but he totally had Carroll in his back pocket! I’ve got so much confidence seeing his name on the team sheet, and I’m sure the team do too. Miguel did quite well on his debut, I’d say. Apart from the own goal cock-up, which was just one of those things, he handled the ocassion well. He’s got good composure on the ball, but I’d rather he didn’t get thrown in the deep end like that too often. But well done, Iggy. Well done. I could be totally wide off the mark, but I think generally (at least while we still had 11 on the pitch!), we defended fairly well today. Yes, there were scary moments when we let Liverpool through, but I don’t remember being worried when Liverpool were in a dangerous position, that we’d sudddenly lay an egg and gift them a goal. I felt more confident in the defence, more than usual. Maybe that’s the Vermaelen effect, I don’t know, but I certainly felt so today. Our attack was a bit blunt today, unfortunately. Half chances here and there, but we didn’t quite have enough today.

It’s hard to tell how damaging today’s loss was/is, because it’s way too early. But it is proof that we need to strengthen. Also with the three players we’ll be missing next game, against United- Gervinho, Song and Frimpong, it’ll be an even weaker team playing, so we really should not expect any miracles. But Arsene could surprise us (haha) and sign two world-class non-teenage players during the week, and we’ll all of a sudden have a much better outlook! But don’t hold your breath! It’s Arsenal, we don’t do easy, especially when it comes to transfers.

Just to wrap up, I hope Koscielny gets better soon, as he really looked bad when he came off. And we’re travelling to Udinese mid-week. There’s no way we’re getting knocked out of the Champions League, is there? I’ll give up on football if it happens! Also, there’s no need to despair. Yet. We’re only 2 games into the season, and whatever happens against United next weekend won’t change much. We are struggling at the moment, but the good thing about struggles, is they don’t last forever! It’ll end soon, I promise. The window is still open. van Persie is still fit. BacMan is still world-class. Tommy V is still a beast. We don’t need a goalkeeper. Youngsters are stepping up. There’s still hope. We’ll be fine, just wait and see.

Farewell, Captain Fantastic

08.15.11

Not many players play on with a broken leg. That’s my overriding memory of Cesc Fabregas, scoring a penalty, breaking his leg in the process (or damaging it further) and playing on for the last 5 minutes. Hobbling around, shouting, organising and corralling his team-mates.

It’s said to see Fabregas go, it feels like we never really matched his potential. He’s a World Cup winner, and there’s something down inside me that thinks that last season, winning the league might have convinced him to stay for another year or so. I think the way in which we capitulated was realistically always going to accelerate his departure. I mean, would you want to be within touching distance every year and fall short in the final months? Or would you want to be lifting trophies? Arsenal should have been winning trophies with a footballer as talented as Fabregas in the side – which makes me fear for Robin Van Persie next.

There are some who question Fabregas as a leader – and I’m one of them. The captaincy fell to him by default almost, and seemed to weigh him down at times, like it did Henry. Not only was he carrying the team, he was carry their leadership – expected to win matches as well as well as keep the team from collapsing – as at Newcastle, it didn’t always work.

But that takes nothing away from the player, who will surely thrive at the Camp Nou with the weight of a captains expectation lifted from his shoulders. Rotating into the Barca squad, he’ll be fresh and hungry, eager to take Xavi’s place.

I hope Cesc does well, on a personal level, but I hope Barcelona fail to win anything for the next 100 years because Cesc aside, they’re a bunch of horrible tossers for obvious reasons.

So attention will inevitably turn to replacements. Thomas Rosicky has been exceptional in pre-season and played well against Newcastle – but his days of 40 game seasons (hell, 90 minute matches) are firmly behind him, he’ll probably only be backup. Nasri, who’s chance this is, has backed away, and turns to Manchester. Hopefully they’ll not win anything for 100 years either.

So we’ll have to look outward – there are the names we’ve been linked with already like Jadson. I’m not convinced though really, a 27 year old who’s spent 7 years in Russia? He’s hardly lighting up the world stage is he, with his 4 caps? Although maybe a 27 year old is exactly what Arsenal need right now, a player who won’t impede the progress of Ramsey and Wilshere?

I don’t know what our options are, but having to replace a player like Fabregas won’t be easy. Just because you have £30m to spend, it doesn’t mean that clubs want to sell their best players. It doesn’t mean the players will even want to come to Arsenal. It’s not as easy as buying biscuits in the supermarket, unless you’re Manchester City and you just buy the supermarket.

Fingers crossed this will have a happy ending – there are still 2 weeks left until we find out the exact outcome and who will be replacing Cesc if anybody. Hold your vitriol and abuse until then.

Kieran (@kieran_delaney)

Transfer window. Bloody transfer window!

08.03.11

Apologies for the title, but you don’t know how much I hate the transfer window. The periods when it opens during the summer, and then again in January, are about the worst periods of the year. Okay, I’m being overly dramatic, but I bet I’m not the only one who’s noticed that of late, the transfer window is full of nothing, if not lots and lots of hope, then lots and lots of despair.

You wake up to the “news” (mostly on Twitter now), that the signing of X player is imminent. Cue lots of excitement and discussions as to where X will fit in the team. Wake up the next day to the “news” that X’s agent denies that a the player is leaving the club, and in fact, X has signed a new 5-year contract with its club. You get the picture.

Well, the player X right now is Mata, and we haven’t yet reached the new 5-year contract bit, but surely it isn’t too far away? The latest on the”possible signing” of Mata is from Marca, who are reporting that we have a week to sign Mata, if not, we aren’t having him.

Like seriously, where and why do these so-called journalists come up with all these ridiculous ideas? I wish it was all simple. Well, it used to be, until everyone decided they want to to be the “first” to break the news, so they cook up as many stories as possible, in the hope that at least one of them will prove to be true. And the worst part of it all is that some fans actually fall for it. I won’t lie, I have in the past, but I refuse to anymore, that’s why I don’t bother my tiny head with transfer speculation. What’s the point!? Until I see Player X being paraded in his Arsenal shirt and official confirmation from Arsenal.com (whether or not it comes a million years after the signing has actually been confirmed and the whole world and her children know for sure that it’s a done deal), I ain’t believing it. I’m not even going to bother looking for it!

Okay, rant over.

So other than signing Gervinho and Jenkinson, we’ve really not done anything this window, except sell Gael Clichy and loan out Denilson, and it’s ultra worrying. We cannot tell whether Cesc and Nasri are definitely staying, and even if they are, our defence isn’t any better than last season, if anything, it’s worse, what with losing an experienced defender and replacing him with an unproven talent. The season starts in less than two weeks. Yes, the window is open for a bit longer, but it is concerning.

Ivan Gazidis mentioned that we’re trying to sign players, but I swear I remember hearing that last season. Are we just being bullshitted into believing that deals are trying to be done behind closed doors, or is anything really happening? (Football) Life would be so much less complicated if we’d done all the dealings AGES ago, and all we need concern ourselves with is preparation for the upcoming season. It definitely can’t be healthy having a squad trying to prepare for the new season, but sill wondering if any players will be going or coming. It’s crazy! Yes, they’re professionals and should just get on with it, but I bet if it was me, I’d quite like to know as soon as possible what competition I might be having for my spot in my team. Sort it, Arsenal! As much as I love lastminute.com, you cannot rely on that website EVERY BLOODY TIME, because I bet it will fail you at some point! Sorry, I think I said ‘rant over’ earlier, but I guess I was wrong.

We probably won’t have Cesc or Nasri playing in the CL qualifying round, injury or no injury, because if they do play and we end up selling them, they’ll be cup-tied this season, meaning we’ll get less for them. What was I saying about lastminute.com?

I guess I won’t mind if we end up strengthening in defence, and in Cesc and/or Nasri leave, we sign adequate replacements, but I can’t begin to contemplate the fans’ reaction if we don not sign anyone, and we end up losing both Cesc and Nasri, or even one of them! Sure, I’ll still argue that we’ll finish in the top 4, but surely we’re more ambitious than that? Our squad shouldn’t just be capable of finishing in the top 4, it ought to be capable of seriously challenging for trophies. We did that last season, up to a point, but we probably won’t be doing any challenging if we go into the season with a weaker team than we ended the season with. Sort it Arsenal.

But all hope isn’t lost. There are still 3 weeks left of the bleeding transfer window. We’ll be alright, right?

Arsenal Are Back – Faults & All

08.01.11

So football is supposed to be fun, you’re supposed to enjoy it. Sure, in the quarter finals of the Champions League, or the final weeks of the domestic season it can get all nail bitey, a bit angsty and talking about football starts to become like talking to a 14 year old about love – it gets difficult.

But it’s pre-season right now, everyone should be sitting back in the glorious sunshine, welcoming players like Riquelme and Thierry Henry to the Emirates, having a bit of fun playing teams you’ll never usually play, seeing some young players, having a few beers seeing new signings get their first runs out onto the pitch… it should be fun.

There were definitely positives to the Emirates cup this weekend – Traore looks, at the very least, to be no worse than Clichy and in fact had a very solid game. Gibbs didn’t explode on the pitch leaving just a smoking pair of football boots either, so there’s something. Fingers crossed for the lad that he doesn’t drop a cup on his foot or something. Jenkinson looks better than I assume must of us expected – solid, clever and defensively aware, the moment when he confidently stepped up to play offside, knowing he was the last man was fantastic. Gervinho also looks very tidy – direct and powerful, he’s exactly what Arsenal have been screaming out for up front, so fingers crossed he mangles a few defences at the start of the season.

In terms of youngsters, Afobe played exceptionally well when given the chance, Frimpong excelled in the middle and Kyle Bartley had a a miserly ten minutes in which to impress, unlucky slicing the ball into his own net. I hope all three get a chance at Arsenal this season – Bartley in particular impressed me on loan at Rangers, and I would consider him exceptionally unlucky if he is sent on loan again, considering we have Sebastian fucking Squillaci at the club. If I was Bartley I’d have already cut Squillaci’s break lines, but I suspect Squillaci drives like he plays football anyway – that is, not very quickly.

Anyway, then there were some negatives. We conceded three goals. From 2 mistakes on Saturday and a bit of good football on Sunday. Sunday’s goal was one of them. It probably could have been defended better, but it was a well worked opportunity and the ball was difficult to deal with. Saturday’s goals were…. scrappy. Again, there was a large element of appalling misfortune, Djourou’s excellent tackle somehow turning into a delightful one-two with the attacker. 1 time in 1000 that ball drops for the striker, but such is Arsenal’s luck.

I still find the “we/Arsenal need to buy a defender” club hilarious. As Martin Keown said over the weekend, buying a defender doesn’t teach all the other defenders at the club how to defend. They need to work on unity/cohesiveness, watch videos, look at diagrams, understand how defending actually works. So what if we buy Samba, Cahill, Jagielka? They’ll drop to every other defenders level at the club and forget how to head the ball and mark players at corners. We’ve currently got (in order of personal preference) Vermelean, Koscielny, Djourou, Bartley, Miquel, Alex Song, Wenger, Pat Rice, A Stick, Some Grass and Squillaci who can play there. Joking aside, that’s 6 defenders, ranging from excellent (TV), good and improving (LK, JD), young but talented (KB, IM) and shit and should never play (SS). If we bring in another player it means one of the 5 under TV will definitely go, probably our brightest hope Bartley, and this is the most important thing – the rest of the team won’t magically learn how to defend. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times – until the midfield and defence sort out that massive fucking gap that opens between them like Wenger is Moses parting the Red Sea from the touchline, it wouldn’t matter if we have 4 Christopher Sambas at the back.

Anyway, far more importantly for Arsenal is that we dominated the game yesterday and only scored a single solitary goal. It was like watching some of the toothless displays from last season – we should have been 5 goals up by the time they scored. It’s a sad state of Arsenal’s current team, but past the 1st choice attacking players, there aren’t any goals in our side. At all. Ever. That seems a far more important problem to solve to me than whether or not we buy a centreback.

Anyway, like I started by saying, football is supposed to be fun. Debate around it, discuss it, propose solutions to problems that may or may not exist if you want – but some of the stuff I’ve read in the comments here, on other blogs, on Twitter sounds angry, hateful, inciteful and just plain over the top. If football makes you that angry or upset, you’re doing it wrong. Arsenal haven’t just fielded a team of eleven one legged Glen Helders in the Champions League final – they drew two games in pre-season. You might as well kill yourself if that upsets you to the point that you need to call the manager “a cunt” or boo the team off the pitch.

As pointed out by James Maw on Twitter –

Importance of pre-season results:
Spurs in 2008 = WWDWWWWW – season starts – LLDLDLLL.
Chelsea in 2010 = WLLLL – season starts – WWWWW

Anyway, it’s been Monday, I’ve been @Kieran_Delaney, have fun and remember to smile.

Henry (Emirates) Cup.

07.31.11

So the Emirates Cup was on this weekend, and with Henry’s team, the New York Red Bulls playing, the tournament had that extra special feel to it. Couldn’t watch the matches in Saturday, because ESPN and I aren’t friends, but I was at the Emirates today. There was a rumour going round Twitter that Henry would be playing the second-half in Arsenal colours, but it turned out to be false, (un)fortunately.

With us drawing yesterday against Boca Juniors, losing a two-goal lead in the process, we had to beat the Red Bulls (no, this isn’t an F1 blog post, I promise you!) to win the tournament. but obviously, it being pre-season, winning the tournament wasn’t as important as putting in a good performance.

Kieran should be blogging tomorrow, so I’ll try to keep this post as short as possible.

We started the match with a strong XI, with Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Song, Wilshere, Ramsey, Rosicky, Gervinho and van Persie starting. Not really sure what happened, but shortly after the match kicked off, Wilshere had to be subbed, with Afobe replacing him. He went straight down the tunnel, but hopefully it wasn’t/isn’t anything major.

The first half, and indeed the whole match, was typical Arsenal, or rather, the Arsenal of most of last season. It’s not surprising really, as the personnel has hardly changed. We saw loads of the ball, kept it relatively well, but it all managed to break down in the final third, with us always wanting that extra pass. I bet if we tried to shoot sometimes, it wouldn’t actually hurt us physically. Someone needs to let them know.  Henry’s team weren’t any better than us, but they were able to keep us a bit quiet, with Henry posing their main threat. He showed time after time that he’s still got it, forcing Szczesny to make top saves. We eventually made the breakthrough towards the end of the first half through *who else?* Robin van Persie, with Rosicky providing the assist. I’ve got to say, I was impressed with Rosicky today. Yes, he did lose the ball once or twice, but his application wasn’t faulty, sliding into tackles and trying to make things happen. Would have been great if he got a goal.

The second half was more of the same, with the Red Bulls a bit more of a threat, but we looked the more likely to score, so you can pretty much guess what happened. We dilly-dallied, bit of inspiration from Henry with an assist, and the New York Red Bulls were level, with Kyle Bartley unfortunately slicing the ball into his own net! I do have high hopes for Bartley, and I thought he’d get a chance this season, but apparently he’s back to Rangers on loan again.

With that goal though, we were no longer in pole position for the Emirates Cup, with NYRB winning it if we didn’t score again. There wasn’t much intensity throughout the match, with the Mexican waves being out in full force well before half-time, but the last 5 minutes got a bit intense, as the crowd tried urging the players forward to get that goal. But it didn’t come, and we ended up drawing.

It’s a bit hard to analyse this match, as it was a friendly, but good points to draw from it are the fact that Robin van Persie hasn’t lost his goal-scoring form; Rosicky looks like he *might* hit some good form; Vermaelen looks like he can play more than a third of the season, with his injury having fully healed (fingers crossed). I didn’t really see much of Gervinho today, and the little I did see of him, he reminded me of a shorter version of Adebayor, mainly because of his stature, I hope! It would have been great to win this match, and it’s slightly worrying that we haven’t won many matches in pre-season. But like someone tweeted, I’d rather have a bad pre-season and have a stonking season, than the other way round.

I still think we need to be more active in the window, but I’ll leave that to Arsene’s judgement as to who and what position, but it is obvious that we are one or two players short of a winning team- one in defence, one in midfield.

I think I’ll stop typing now, because there isn’t much left to be said. We might not have won the Emirates Cup this season, but seeing as it’s the only silverware we’ve been winning these past few seasons, maybe not winning it this year might be a sign that that we’ve got better silverware coming our way this season! Clutching at straws, much?

***Forgot to mention that it was absolutely brilliant to see Henry back at the Emirates, and I think him lifting the trophy, albeit for the NYRB, was like the perfect ending. Would have been GREAT if the rumours of him playing in an Arsenal jersey were true, but I guess we’ll have to settle for him finally lifting a trophy at the Emirates!

PV4: A Legend Retires

07.15.11

In times like these it’s easy to get caught up in the furore surrounding players leaving and players joining The Arsenal. Cesc is going, Nasri too. Cesc is staying, as is Nasri. The former is suffering at Arsenal, the latter wants more money and trophies elsewhere. The reality is that we don’t really know the full truth behind either situation. I have some concrete facts I can share with you though. 1 World Cup, 1 European Championship, 3 League titles, 4 Serie A titles, 4 FA Cups, the captain of the greatest ever Premier League team. 279 appearances, 49 goals (and that’s just in the league with us). These are just a few of the many feats achieved by one of Arsenal FC’s greatest ever footballers, Patrick Vieira.

PV4 announced his retirement from professional football yesterday. He has played for many a reputable team. AC Milan and Inter, Juventus, Manchester City and the best ever France national team. Undoubtedly though, he will be remembered for his time as an Arsenal player.

That goal to seal the league title at WHL, his partnership with Emmanuel Petit in arguably the best central midfield pairing the league has ever seen, scorer of many classic Arsenal goals (against Liverpool at Anfield, against Leicester to clinch the ‘invincible’ record, the one that looped over Schmeichel) and, quite fittingly, the penalty in Cardiff, his last ever kick of a ball for Arsenal, winning us the FA Cup against Manchester United.

He wasn’t a clean player, the one stat I don’t have for you is how many yellow and red cards he picked up along the way. It is the soft side of this current generation of Arsenal players that has let us down over the years. It is no coincidence that with his eye-catching disciplinary record came the most successful period in the recent history of the club. We all loved his clashes with Keane, his tough tackling, and his giving 110% every time he pulled on the red and white jersey. He was the backbone of our side. We have tried to replace him ever since he left, unsuccessfully. That is because there is only one Patrick Vieira. Only one man who can, at his height, play with such grace and elegance as well as grit and determination.

I will never forget the joy I used to get, that rush of adrenaline, every time PV4 powered through the midfield up the pitch for us, starting a move that would typically end up with a goal several passes later. I felt the same thrill when those long lanky legs would wrap around the Gerrards and Lampards of the league to make an impossible tackle, saving us from a highly threatening situation, and showing those players that while they were good, he was better.

His was the autobiography I was most eager to read over any other Arsenal player. I will never forget his description of the day David Dein told him he was being sold to Juventus. How he broke down crying because he was leaving the club of his dreams. I have never seen him adored by another set of fans in the same way, nor see him adore a club he played for in the same way.

I will always remember the empty feeling I felt when he was sold to Juventus. I have never felt the same feeling of loss with another player, not even Thierry Henry who is my favourite. Patrick Vieira is one of the greatest Arsenal players of all time and one of the greatest ever to play in this country. A true legend and Arsenal hero has hung up his boots.

So while we all wonder/worry/stress about who will be in the Arsenal squad on September 1st, how we will fare next season and so on, I wanted to take this opportunity to remember and pay tribute to the career of Patrick Vieira. His style was breathtaking, he bleeds red and white to this day regardless of who he currently works for. He comes from Senegal, He plays for Arsenal.

Thank you Paddy.

 

JAT

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