Footballers on Facebook…

I got this on an email chain this morning and couldn’t resist adding this to the site…

Rio Ferdinand: going to hit the Amsterdam cafes before the game, who’s in?

Gareth Barry likes this

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Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown’s friend request

Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown’s friend request

Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown’s friend request

Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown’s friend request

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Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago

Alexander Song Billong likes this

Visakri Diaby likes this

Denilson likes this

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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football

- Benjani likes this

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Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I’ve just had my new house robbed!!!

Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

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Sat’day random drinks n’ antics LOLZ

Ledley King has been tagged

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Ashley C can’t find his fone, can some1 give it a buzz for us?

Jermaine Jenas likes this

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Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

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Steven Gerrard hopes his ‘groin’ injury clears in time for Sunday z

Yesterday at 20:03 · Comment · Like

Ben Foster Ditto z

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Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.

Gareth Barry likes this

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Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford – 1 hour ago

Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

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Andy Goram became friends with Andy Goram

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Jamie Redknapp is literally on facebook

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Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G – 3 hours ago 3 comments

-Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps

-Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads

-Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum

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Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.

Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this.

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Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

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Tomas Rosisky is fit and loving life! can’t wait for the new season 1 week ago

Tomas Rosisky is depressed

3 days ago

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Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou

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David Moyes is skint

Mark Hughes likes this

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Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann 3 years ago

Jens Lehmann went down holding his face

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Rio Ferdinand feels like a pr*ck after his mistake tonight 10 mins ago

Dirk Kuyt likes this

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mark hughes sent jolean lescott invitation to join the group ‘Mancity’

invite was rejected

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Steven Gerrard has created a group, “Court, it’s f*cking easy!”

Eric Cantona does not like this

Joey Barton does not like this

  • debs

    That was a good laugh, Dev! Was in a bad mood, but that just made me smile! :-) I can even imagine it happening for real! Lol

  • gab

    i’m wondering who’s Phil Brown?. why did he have so many rejections?

  • devday

    Phil Brown is the manager of Hull… he bid for all those players, but none of them accepted!

  • Leeroy.N

    DEBS – Me too! I dont know why I’m in such a bad mood today. Impending start of the season, no signings ..as yet, bad weather etc.. all contributing.

    DEV – That is hilarious. I sat here a giggled from start to finish!

    Thx

    Gooner Til I Die!

  • gab

    very nice indeed. this piece was truly entertaining. whoever sent this knows exactly how to nail it. hopefully, it finally get into their emails as well; would be great looking at those footballers reaction

  • dave

    when is this injury curse ever going to leave us another start to the season with far to many players out

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  • Vazy

    Haha random I was in a bad mood to before this! (great minds ey?) made me giggle cheers man! Looking forwards to the new season tho now!

  • Leeroy.N

    Not in this lifetimes it seems. Injuries define us.

  • devday

    Would be nice if the Mirror actually gave a link back to where they get their info!

    http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/opinion/blogs/football-banter/What-if-footballers-were-on-Facebook-article114715.html

  • Berth

    me too. Was bored but this kind of cheered me.

  • Kuka

    ………its Official. I do think SkySports are Arsenal FC haters. Anyone noticed the picture on their coverpage this evening? It shows United, chelsea, Liverpool and Man City….

  • JDD

    @kuka-i think most non arsneal fans are arsenal haters. everyone writes us off before the season starts and its always are place in the top 4 that is questioned.

    at last we have made it loud and clear to barcelona that we will not be selling them fabregas. http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/08/14/1440914/arsene-wenger-warns-arsenal-will-bid-for-messi-if-barcelona-keep-

  • JDD

    @kuka-i think most non arsneal fans are arsenal haters. everyone writes us off before the season starts and its always are place in the top 4 that is questioned. never liverpool man u or chelsea

    at last we have made it loud and clear to barcelona that we will not be selling them fabregas. http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/08/14/1440914/arsene-wenger-warns-arsenal-will-bid-for-messi-if-barcelona-keep-

  • JDD

    sorry for the double comment

  • Berth

    Kuka: I saw that too. they are utterly stupid and insane ; why would they do that, did Arsenal not get the fourth position last season or maybe someone has been given something to improve the commercial image of city at the expense of Arsenal. Am really unhappy and seriously worried.

  • kenneth

    Ooh Please, its just a commercial, let the players do the talking and we will see who is rightly there.

  • En Ocha

    Be a gooner,be a giver.