Firstly,WWE chairman Vince McMahon has been in the press challenging Stan Kroenke to a fight in a steel cage. Yes, you've read it correctly. It's random, but Americans tend to be more extreme than us British (no offence to my American readers) and throw in WWE then you've got even more randomness. Basically, the Pepsi center, where Kroenke's team, The Denver Nuggets, plays has been double booked by Kroenke with the WWE... And the stuff Vince McMahon has said is just plain funny...
Here's a quote:
“Quite frankly, it’s my view that Stan Kroenke should be arrested, should be arrested for impersonating a good businessman, because he’s not a good businessman,” McMahon said on ESPN. “A good businessman doesn’t book a World Wrestling Federation live televised event on Monday night realizing that his team in all likelihood would not make the playoffs.”
And just in case you think this is a made up story, here’s the video:
But which story is funnier?
The second story is that Arshavin is dead against women drivers. He absolutely hates them! Check out this quote from four-four-two magazine:
“If I had it in my power to introduce a ban on women driving cars and to withdraw all their licences, I would do it without thinking twice,” he told the Russian media.
“In my opinion a woman and a man are two absolutely different creatures.”
And if those comments did not quite hammer home his point regarding female motorists, the Gunners’ playmaker was recently offered the opportunity to retract his initial comments.
An opportunity he turned down…
“I would never give driving lessons to women,” he said in the Daily Mail.
“We need to build new roads for them. Why? Because you never know what to expect from a woman on the road.
“If you see a car behaving weirdly, swerving and doing strange things, before you see the driver you know it is a woman. It is always a woman.”
Can you believe what your reading? Surely the diminutive Russian is going to alienate all women supporters of Arsenal…
It’s been a funny night at the World of Arsenal HQ…]]>